LAX

Have you ever watched a television show that was so poorly written with such poor acting that everything seems painfully fake?

The story. The location. And especially the people?

Well those people are actually real and they live at LAX.

What’s up Cali?! 

Matt’s here

What’s up Cali?!

Matt’s here

Chillin with my sis on Lady Bird Lake in Austin.

Chillin with my sis on Lady Bird Lake in Austin.

Yesterday we took Io to the nature center. I love this picture not because it’s with my niece but because of her look vs my look. 


I’m so happy; Io wants to murder everyone she can see.

Yesterday we took Io to the nature center. I love this picture not because it’s with my niece but because of her look vs my look.

I’m so happy; Io wants to murder everyone she can see.

For my sister’s bday Cort got her a pretty fancy camera. She wanted a nice picture of her and Cort in the gardens behind the Alamo.

Enter my goofy ass brother who unintentionally photobombs them in such an awkward/awesome way.

I went to San Antonio with my brother and sister. This was pretty awesome because I haven’t seen my brother since I fell back in ‘08 and we weren’t exactly hanging out. This is the first time we’ve all been together in over a decade. Makes me pretty happy.

Teaching io about animals this morning. Now we’re taking her to a nature center to see some real ones.

Me and the midget are spending Monday together. I’m pretty excited =)

Indoor skydiving with my sister for her birthday! SO AWESOME!!

Indoor skydiving with my sister for her birthday! SO AWESOME!!

diracasaurus:

Best birthday present ever. Thought I would use them in the spirit of each one’s personality. Thanks Matt!

diracasaurus:

Best birthday present ever. Thought I would use them in the spirit of each one’s personality. Thanks Matt!

Io decided that she’s going to replace me in the band.

She’s cold as ice

Mothra has been vanquished! Austin’s open for business

What’s up Texas?!

Mothra has been vanquished! Austin’s open for business

What’s up Texas?!

Austin’s airport is closed. 

So my trip has been delayed temporarily. Apparently Mothra has attacked the airport so they’re battling it now. If it takes too long ill be transferred to a fighter jet to deliver some good old American justice.

Austin’s airport is closed.

So my trip has been delayed temporarily. Apparently Mothra has attacked the airport so they’re battling it now. If it takes too long ill be transferred to a fighter jet to deliver some good old American justice.

Switched to a red from Spain. I normally don’t endorse wine but this shite is DELICIOUS. Wish Brendan was here.

Switched to a red from Spain. I normally don’t endorse wine but this shite is DELICIOUS. Wish Brendan was here.

I’m drinking whiskey in a wine glass. I’m one classy muthafucka ladies! 

Anyone?

No?

Pfft… you don’t know what you’re missing ; )

I’m drinking whiskey in a wine glass. I’m one classy muthafucka ladies!

Anyone?

No?

Pfft… you don’t know what you’re missing ; )